Posted 1 hour ago

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(Source: pinkhairedgoddess)

Posted 1 hour ago

andythanfiction:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

probablyonfire:

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them

If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.

(Source: psychoticirrationalerotica)

Posted 2 hours ago

aiulbones:

Season 3 didn’t go so well, Sam.  Just saying.

The past month has been bleh, but hopefully I’ll be drawing more quality comics like this one in the near future.

Posted 1 day ago

(Source: cthulu-lulu)

Posted 1 day ago

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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Posted 1 day ago

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

Posted 1 day ago

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

Posted 1 day ago

mamalaz:

Harry Potter bloopers 

(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)

Posted 1 day ago

"I’m afraid to ask what full on Christmas looks like at the Fitzgerald house."

(Source: fitzandmontgomery)

Posted 1 day ago

brutaljuice:

agelastt:

citizen-n:

angel-of-the-get-through:

Idea: send me your number on anon. We text for two days, no name, no picture, just talking. We see if we’d be friends from getting to know one another. On day three you send me a picture and your name.

PLEASE

Someone please ok

I actually got one aw